The God of deduce and deducing, he can find anything known to the universe. He also control most of the known Universe known to man, accompanied by his trusty sidekick andromida or the Guardian, which is capable of splitting itself to accompany every human being just like the holy spirit.
Cersei
The God of bitchiness, you know why if you watch Game of Thrones. She just hate the world and want to see everyone else hit their pinky on the edge of the cabinet.
The Goddess of captivating beauty and over pricing, she will lure you into her house and then close the door behind you just to trap you In and take your wealth every now and then (usually in a yearly cycle) but the strange thing is you don't really mind her doing that.
The God of package delivering, but instead of flying sandals, he has been upgraded to a (still flying) chariot, because you know, capacity matters. And he will leave a clone of himself to guard your package when you're not home instead of delivering it to the package centre that not at all remotely near your residence.
at this point i´m out of ideas. If you guys got another name to pitch in, don´t be shy ! just slap them in the comment. I´ll see you in the next one :P